Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.

"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."

by Erik C. July 14, 2007

Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010

Technical Chode

Someone who brings up really minute details, therefore making them a chode

Me - He got like 20 yards on that run
John - Actually it was 19.5 yards
Me- Shut up you technical chode, go get me another beer.

by The man who knows good stuff November 30, 2010

chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.

"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021

moradi's chode

The supreme god of math whose chode has the power to make dumbasses smart. *Mr.moradi teaches math* *Student understands* student: THE POWER OF THE CHODE

Moradi's chode is reason why we graduated

by Twistedtwistlers123 December 14, 2018