chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

chewing gum chain

Chain chewing gum. When you're anxious about something and start maniacally chewing one gum after another (normally dedicating a few seconds to each gum, not taking all its flavour).

It can get addictive when you're really nervous. Its like soft drugs for kids. Afterwards, you feel funny.

Don't try it with Big Red though.

After his chewing gum chain, Jake felt sick and twice as nervous.

Jessica chain chewed a whole packet of Big Red and her mouth felt like burning shit the rest of the day.

by videosevennine March 12, 2010

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Wind Chiming

When a straight male has anal sex with a transexual and his balls slap the Tranny's balls.

Last night i heard Dennis wind chiming some Tranny.

by Juggernaut Jay July 10, 2009

chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

adults chewing gum

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.

Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.

by Ellllllleyep March 22, 2014