Chripster

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.

"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."

by Red Couch August 17, 2011

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.

I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.

by rapsux February 28, 2005

chirpees

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

by kflowaz June 9, 2009

Chirpdeck

a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool

Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."

Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."

by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009

Chirp N' Yurp

When one contacts a female just for the sake of having sexual interactions with them. In most cases, the male is the only one who receives any benefit.

I called up Jessica last night for an easy nut. She obliged.

I've got all these girls on speed dial for a quick chirp n' yurp.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy September 21, 2011

Balmy Chips

Cool Beans.
Cool.
Neat.

How'd your day go?
It went okay.
Balmy Chips!

by Will Connelly and Tony Eccles December 3, 2007