A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.
President George W. Bush is a chimptard.
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by jerrysteeze November 25, 2013
Get the champurrado mug.A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈
That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.
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P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
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Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
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It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.
And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.
Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.
And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.
Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
by DonkeyBusiness February 27, 2009
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