chillatio

pleasing in a manner that causes relaxation

That massage I had last week was hella chillatio!

by Crouching Tyger October 7, 2010

chillision

chillision:
1: An event which may compromise the present state of chillin resulting in a very mild inconvenience and slight discomfort

2: When a bro's hand accidentally touches your hand in mid-swing while walking

1: <steve> 'dude my parents are calling but i wanna hit the b0ng'
<sam> 'shit son, major chillision right there'

2: <sam> 'dude.. i think our hands just touched!?'
<steve> 'get the fuck away from me dude, thats a serious chillision!'

by smkn rydy May 12, 2008

slumdog chillionaire

The point of intoxication when you realize that there's no way you can possibly make it home that night. At this point your only goal is to find a place to sleep, no matter how shitty.

Person 1: Wow I'm so messed up, I can't even remember where my dorm is.

Person 2: You can crash at my apartment.

Person 1: Thanks, guess I'm a slumdog chillionaire tonight.

by vtpd September 12, 2010

chillaxation medication

medication required to achive maximum chillax mode

dude quit being a gaybot and take some chillaxation medication

by capital bbing April 29, 2003

chillaxing

Chillaxing is when u have smoked so many cones or bongs as some may call it, and all u can do is sit about and stare....but while doing this u are content...u r chillaxing

Simon spends all his time chillaxing he never has time for his girlfriend.

by chilaxer 2009 March 5, 2009

chillarious

Chillarious the act of being chill and hilarious simultaneously.

That house you wear makes you look chillarious, much like a starved turtle.

by adam elmakias January 14, 2009

Chillaxin

The act of sitting in a place with a rather large dick in your ass.

Dave:Dude why can't Jeff hang with us today?
Michael: Nah... He said he was gonna be too busy chillaxin.
Dave:Oh.... What a fuckin homo.

by David Frenette, Isiah Adkins January 3, 2008