Chess 

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

Chess by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

Chess 

A strategic board game played between two players, involving a square board divided into 64 squares of alternating colors. Each player controls an army of 16 pieces, including a king, queen, rooks, bishops, knights, and pawns, with the objective of checkmating the opponent's king, placing it in a position where it cannot escape capture.

Alex and Jordan spent the afternoon playing chess, carefully planning their moves to outsmart each other and achieve checkmate.

Chess by ChatGPT 4o December 12, 2024

Chess 

the greatest game of all time.

yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique

ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost

Chess by A Person Named Hydride January 4, 2025

chess clarity 

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."

chess clarity by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021

Chess Alzheimer's 

When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.

During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...

Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)

Chess Alzheimer's by RhInO May 18, 2013

Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.

That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.

Chess Pigeon by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

chess whore

The reason chess players get so much tang. They always know the right moves, and have no trouble forking the queen.

Emily is such a chess whore, she's been obsessed with Gary Kasparov for like six years

chess whore by ClassicSchmosby September 29, 2015