Cheez-Itologist

A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.

"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"

by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022

Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

cheek it

when you start flapping your cheeks in the air, typically at someone to celebrate or piss them off

"cheek it, my boyanocerous!"

by wbfelix April 16, 2025

Cheeze-It Dick

Someone who partakes in dick cheese pulls

"Dude, he's such a cheeze-it dick, I heard he got like 45 feet once!

by PurpHazey07 April 4, 2026

Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025

single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023