Cheez-it Bowl

A giant shitshow

John: Are you going to the party?
Jim: Nah, I heard it was going to be a cheez-it bowl.

by Legend27 December 27, 2018

Box of cheez-its

A picture of a penis

Guy: "Hey wanna see a box of cheez-its?

Girl "no you disgusting creep"

by Soldiermann February 12, 2022

Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.

Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer October 5, 2006

Cheez-it

A snack food created to feed the gerbils that are anally inserted into homosexuals.

OOO I can feel my gerbil scurry around in my small intestine, I thinks it hungry for a cheez-it!!!

by jayzee1 June 21, 2011

cheez-it

term of endearment for someone who you are close with.

axp refers to sws as her cheez-it.

by lovebug1518 March 16, 2009

The Cheez-it

After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.

Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last night.

by P_Rick December 8, 2007

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012