Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Telford Cheesecake

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.

Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.

by shadendays November 15, 2009

Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

westbarns cheesecake

when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies

joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!

by jamie lugton February 21, 2009

blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019