When the only plausible explanation for someone saying or doing something incredibly stupid is that their head must be filled with Cheetos snacks.
If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.
by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005
Get the cheetard mug.Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.
Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
by Brad3425 March 21, 2010
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by christierose June 9, 2009
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A person whose brain and spirit has been retarded through overexposure to a multitude of chemical agents, that impairs partially or completely the faculties for independent reasoning. Common culprits: flouride, mercury, BPA, dioxin, statospheric aerosals, etc..
I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.
by Smashlander December 9, 2016
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