Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

Charlonzo

The stupidest nickname for someone named Charlie.

"Hey, isnt that Charlonzo over there?"
"Who? No, thats Charlie."
"No, its my man, Charlonzo."
*huff* "Whatever, asshole. Hi Charlie."

by theresa lynn November 29, 2005

clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

chardnockorse

someone who’s a bitch or someone who is very ugly, or irritating

Damn, Jimmy is being such a chardnockorse

by billybob4918 August 25, 2018

chardo

A term used to describe a black person.

Luis: Hey! That chardo just stole my wallet!

by Ben Grimm January 8, 2009

chardunay

Is a girl who cares and loves everyone. She will be there when No one else is and and make you smile without even trying to. She is pretty and has a gorgeous smile and the biggest heart. People are fortunate to meet her. She is a special person.

Chardunay is so sweet.

by definition_urban July 1, 2014