dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005

chappati

English word for Indian bread or roti,
generally flat, round or oval, made from wheat and roasted over a tavi.

You can eat chappati with shak (cooked vegetables)

by nwhereisadifferentnametooooooideisjd93 July 4, 2006

chapped cunt

generally referred to as a dried up nasty slut.

my sister is a chapped cunt

by justin c. b. May 23, 2006

chappy-doo

The chappy-doo is a basic defense mechanism used to combat SAS (Sweaty Ass Syndrome). The chappy-doo consists of a small amount of toilet paper, usually consisting of 2-3 squares, folded and wedged firmly into the butt cheeks. The purpose is to absorb excess crack sweat during especially warm days. The chappy-doo can reach capacity before the user is in a proper location to dispose of it. In this case, it is recommended the user walk with a wide stance and shake one or both legs during the steps. This technique, when successful, will send the chappy-doo down the pants leg and onto the ground. Practice this technique in your favorite retail store.

"Dude, I had to jettison the my chappy-doo in Wal-Mart today."

by F. Rollins July 16, 2008

Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

Chappal

An Indian/ South Asian parents weapon. Also known as a sandal.

"Yo bro, can you come to the party Saturday night?"
"No, I have a lot of homework."
"Can you sneak out?"
"Last time I did that I got beat with the chappal so badly that I still have scars."

by rararararararararararararara May 7, 2020

Chapofied

When a hitherto normal person becomes obese, grows a beard that looks like a collection of pubes, and starts posting about Communism on Twitter.

My good friend Osama used to have a high-paying job, could bench 300 and would bang 10s every weekend. When I saw the pubes on his face and saw the Karl Marx memes on his computer, that's when I knew he had been chapofied.

by osamabamarama June 22, 2022