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Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)
Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?
by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011
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Chanos

Hands that have just been on female genitalia, before washing. A combination of the Spanish words “chocha” (female genitalia) and “manos” (hands).
“Don’t touch be with those chanos! Your hands were all in your pants
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Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".
Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)
by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010
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Chantal

Always has a smile on her face. Lightens your day. The second most unique way of spelling "chantel"
"whats your name"
"chantal with an a , l "
by myshy` June 30, 2009
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Chanta

A truly loyalty and dedicated beauty. Honest, smart and fashionable. A lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. Very high fashion but not high maintenance. Those who are fortunate enough to meet her are forever changed. This sweet beauty will leave you with a smile after the first encounter. With book and street smarts, she's a good woman take pride in that.
Chanta is the type of girl I would take home to mom.
by Admirer of Beauty September 6, 2010
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Chantal

Chantal is a gorgeous girl, who is always herself. She is loyal and hardworking, but also knows how to have fun! The name comes from the french verb "chanter", so Chantals are often incredible singers. Fiery at times, don't get on her bad side, but when shes happy the whole world smiles :D
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boy... hello, you must be a Chantal.. i heard your siren call.
girl... um, cheesy?! but hey!
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Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.
Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.
by Ezechiel August 16, 2006
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