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not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
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Chané

This is a name for a beautiful with too many insecurities. She sees many things wrong with her when in truth she is flawless. Chané is originated in France (according to Google).

Chané's are usually girls with big green eyes and brown hair. They are very kind hearted. They are a treasure. They make for the bestest of best friends. If you get a Chané to like you more than a friend you should feel blessed because they have some serious trust issues when it comes to love.

If you find a Chané never let her go. And don't get on her bad side... You might not get back to the good side.
"Wooww that girl is REALLY pretty but why does she seem so shy?"
"Ahh You know that's just Chané being Chané. Not seeing how perf she is"
by Gfeiwrjwkfjdj May 13, 2019
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Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
by breezy-licious July 17, 2011
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Chanelle

Chanelle, a person who loves and lives life to the fullest. A beautiful girl inside and out, who is quite sexy at times. Chanelle has an amazing yet funny personalty, and is very shy with some people. She loves her family and friends aLOT, and Chanelle loves looking at the positive side of life. She treats everyone with respect, even people she dislikes. She doesn't like using the word slut at all. Chanelle is an amazing friend, and without someone like her your life wouldn't be funny or exciting as it would be to have her in your life.
Man, that Chanelle is AMAZING.
by ijustknowok August 15, 2011
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Oh Chance!

1. An exclamation. Used to attract the attention of an Olivia Chance, preferably, but can also be used in other situations. The original Oh Chance was spoken in a slightly southern accent in response to the original Olivia Chance.
2. A silly style of contemporary dance. Influences of hip-hop, jazz, and interpretive.
1. "why! it's Oh Chance!"
2. "Oh Chance!"
3. Look, it's Olivia Oh Chancing... Oh Chance!"
by c62592 March 28, 2008
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Canser

When a 12 y/o gets internet access
Man:Garry's Mod has tons of canser
Woman:Ikr
by MrJihadSqyad July 27, 2016
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Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.
Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!
by dasboot007 August 12, 2009
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