chance evans

an incredible guy with a huge heart of gold. Chance Evans's are always down to have fun and dont like to express their emotions often. Sometimes they are very mysterious so you never know what they are thinking. Chance Evans is a guy who learns from their mistakes. He doesn't have a cocky or big headed personality making Chance's fun to be around. Chance Evans have their own opinion and a lover of music. They are tall and a great lover as well. Chance's are very sexy and are HILARIOUS. Chance's are a gentle giant and give the best lovin around! Chance's are really sweet and swift as a ninja. They also hate tomatoes and are in love with sushi and southern favorites. He respects you if you respect him. I love him so much and means so much to me.

Person 1: Yo dawg, whos dat fly guy over der?

Person 2: Why thats Chance Evans!!

Person 1: Is he chill?

Person 2: Helll yeaaah! ;)

by thatonegirlfromthe90's November 17, 2010

Chancellor middle school

Chancellor middle school is a school in virginia where the good kids and bad kids mix. Theres always some girls getting exposed for being lesbian or having a naked dance party, stoners, gamers, and alot of people who walk home. Chancellor has a tight rule system and kids tend to break it but none of the teachers care except for mr kneecap 😂 dont go to chancellor if you have a choice if u wanna keep your virginity too.

boy; chancellor middle school is wack

by ohfuckingwellthennn April 30, 2019

Outside Chance

A small probability, but a conceiveable one. Not used when speaking of something far-fetched.

Konerko has an outside chance of hitting 40 again.

by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005

snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

pierre de la chance

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."

Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!

by Revchu March 31, 2004

Chincestchilla

When two chinchillas who are closely related (brother/sister, mother/son) copulate and become pregnant, a chincestchilla is born.

After daddy died, Bubs was sad and lonely so she hooked up with her son Dingo and they created a cute little baby chincestchilla.

by whiskeyriver October 21, 2009

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009