ChairMan

The toughest Chair wieldin SOB to walk the earth.

The Chairman

by Beese April 7, 2003

ChairMan

Someone who is very bored.

I am the chairman of the bored.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Chairman Lmao

An emphatic conjugation of the word Lmao, trumping Lmayonnaise

Person 1: lol
Person 2: lmao
Person 1: lmayonnaise
Person 2: Chairman Lmao
Observer: damn those two must have seen something really loltastic

by Vladimir Gavrylyuk August 1, 2009

Chainbang

Is when a women\men is chained up. Then get fuck by multiple people

Guy1:Hey have you ever tried chainbang before
Pornstar: yea it was great you should try it
Guy1: walk away silently

by Girls in da hood 100% August 16, 2019

Rocking Chairman

Similar to a cock block, a rocking chairman is a friend who rocks, but lowers your chances with a potential fling because their being subconsciously obnoxious(or rocking too hard out loud).

Person 1- Yeah dude, so I was with John and Jack last night, and I ran into this group of super cute girls.

Person 2- Really dude? So did anything happen with you guys?

Person 1- Nothing bro, John was being such a Rocking Chairman.

by Jake Raph July 27, 2007

Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Chainmaw

A female that typically bites the penis while preforming oral sex. Like that of a chainsaw cutting through wood.

John: Oh my god Sara has such a chainmaw!
Tim: I know I figured that out last week, I still have a bruise!!

by d00wrag July 19, 2011