I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.

After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.

by TerryTheTwoTimingTesticle July 8, 2011

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006

chaheti

Somebody who falls for short chinky guys with fluffly hair.

Girl:My best friend is such a chaheti!
Guy : Oh...well so am I!!

by pole dancing queen March 17, 2010

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004

chased

a word used to discribe what someone did to a bathroom or toilet.

Omfg!!! someone chased out the bathroom!!!!

by tegan munkedal September 12, 2007

You Just Got Chaped

The act of taking used or nasty chapstick and proceeding to apply the chapstick to an unsuspecting stranger/person's face or belongings while afterwards yelling "YOU GOT CHAPED!"

(Girl takes nasty used chapstick and puts it on her friend's face.)
Friend: "AW!! GROSS!!"
Girl: "HAHA!! YOU JUST GOT CHAPED!!"

by DEviOUSemo October 13, 2009