Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

coesco

-person who is in love with more than one person and can not decide which person is the right one

"you have to choose ,either Blair or Serena "
"i'm in love with both "
"you are such a coesco "

by Danielle Garland November 11, 2018

Cesci

she walks into the room and everything else goes invisible, she is jaw droppingly gorgeous. when you look at her, you are forced to stare and you slowly get lost in her kaleidoscopic, luminescent eyes. her goofy, fun personality will make you fall in love with her. she is the definition of the perfect girlfriend.

Cesci has great style:)

by toothless8=====D November 26, 2020

Cecosexual

that means you are in love with ✨Cvetomir Todorov ✨ or as it is better known like Ceci, he is a bad boyyyy👿

example:"Omg, i think im cecosexual,he is soo hot"

by idk3466 March 2, 2021

Cisconception

When cisgendered people make assumptions or presume that stereotypes regarding non-cisgendered people are accurate.

A: “All trans people have surgery.”
B: “That is a common cisconception.”

by Starshinekaos February 7, 2021

Cysco

cysco is a very nice person but if you ever see cysco be careful. dont shine any lights near cyscos eyes because theyre very grey and very sensitive💔💔 everyone named cysco is probably a discord kitten with a spider fetish so be ware. some nick names you should call people named cysco are: cyscope, cyscock, etc.

“Omg cysco look at that huge spider! you should go give it a lil kiss!”

by bigalphadiscordmodfootlover November 22, 2021

Ceso of segs

"Ceso of segs" is a term usually used by the great Gustavo, who is the CEO of Sex in 97 different countries such as(s) Sweden, Spain, Ukraine, Somalia and many other countries. Due to the lack of his English, he has not been able to pronounce/write the term CEO of sex correctly and is now as we know him, da ceso of segs

"ai am ceso of segs and yu vill hab segs wif mi mader"

"Hey, Roger! Have you seen Gustavo's gains?"
"Do you mean the ceso of segs?"
"Yeah, the ceso of segs"

by Oom.doom February 9, 2022