Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch

Bro: "Brofist!"

Cello God: "Have a nice day."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

cello

Cello is an alternative greeting that combines ciao and hello. It also brings to mind a great instrument which further promotes the good intentions of the phrase. Using this alternative greetings in conversations displays a sense of quirkiness and intellect. The expression is most often used by a demographic representing people of the ages between 20-40 and across a broad spectrum of ethnicities and socio-economic variances.

Cello mate, how’s it going today? I am well thank you!

by Zee Up June 5, 2020

cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill. The interaction has an implied sexual nature.

Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?

by CelloandChill December 16, 2019

clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014