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cell phone

Something a typical teenage girl CAN'T live without. It keeps her in touch with all her friends and she is probably always on it.
Hey! You wanna go to the movies with me and Amanda tonight?
by Brittany February 16, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Cell Phones

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.
Cell phones are the devils toys and joy.
by Sheena Roxx February 28, 2011
mugGet the Cell Phonesmug.

cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors
Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling
1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!
by scott July 14, 2004
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

Cell Phone (Cellular Phone, Cellphone, Cancer-stick.) N.:

The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.

Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.

Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.
So I got my first Cell Phone Friday... and I heard my wallet crying in agony.
by Chris Shank October 4, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.
Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.
by Alli in wonderland October 28, 2007
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation
sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming
by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005
mugGet the cell phoningmug.

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