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celeste smith

Celeste is your typical hoe, she will lead you on telling you she loves you and them start talking to other people online and then claim that she took your ex. Like bitch ya you can have the leftovers, we didnt want them anyways. She claims she only like girls with short hair no boobs, but we all know she just wants a guy with no dick. She is really nice an funny but then you catch feelings and she just "loses feelings". So the lesson here is just to date her have fun and when she gets distant break up with her, like she will recover, she always does......Mwah Love-PJHS_Info
Bsf: I kinda like celeste smith
Me: Girl that bitch is a "bisexual" hoe, dont fall in her web of lies!
by PJHS_Info October 28, 2019
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Celestena

Friendly girl; usually an ambivert. Wears glasses and plays an instrument in the marching band. Is a bad bitch and prefers being called “Celeste”. A Celestena has a few close friends but knows many people. She over thinks and tends to deeply analyze situations. Crazy cat lady.
Yeah, Celestena was at band practice again last night.
by lemon_lime_ April 29, 2021
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celeste

Xe is very sweet and i love playing with games with xem. Xe is a lesbian and i love xem very much < 33
Celeste is basils gf
by basil<3 September 7, 2021
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National céleste day

may 12th is national céleste day it is a day to give céleste mango juice and lists of money and praise her make sure to bring that mango juice or she will transform
Person 1: Hey it’s national céleste day let’s give her mango juice
person 2: Yeah lets go
by céleste November 26, 2021
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Celeste

Celeste's are total hot heads. They have brown hair and light blue eyes. They know how to kick ass so watch out. Celeste's are very loyal and are super funny. Overall, Celeste's are great girlfriends. They are very hot and also very skinny. Guys (and girls) would die to have a Celeste in their life. If you have a Celeste in your life, DON'T FUCKING SCREW IT UP!!! If you do she will be gone in an instant. You can trust a Celeste with every secret you have and she won't tell a soul. Celeste's are amazing people. If you ever date a Celeste, it will feel like winning the lottery. Most Celeste's are strait but occasionally you might find either a bisexual or pansexual Celeste . Either way, Celeste's are amazing girls.
EXAMPLE 1...
Guy1: Wow! Look at that girl. She's so hot!
Guy2: she must be a Celeste.
Guy1: I bet she's already taken though.

EXAMPLE 2....
Guy1: Hey look it's that girl Celeste!
Guy2: I heard she was taken.
Guy1: Yeah? By whom.
Guy2: I heard she was dating a Payton
by CelestinaWeeb October 15, 2019
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Dirty celeste

Any girl who has huge boobs and doesn’t show their friends them after play a 1-10 guessing game.
Damn, Josiah really got dirty Celeste’d.
by BrotherMomentium April 12, 2020
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Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.
" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "
by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007
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