cattywampus

a random insult that sounds very silly. it means something is diagonal, so calling someone this basically means they’re a crooked cunt.

god, look at natalie. she is such a cattywampus bitch.

by tete!! December 16, 2023

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.

AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”

by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.

AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

by PaastaSauce June 14, 2021