capreece

A very nice girl who is very loyal. She is the best friend you could have , she is the funniest but when you need her to be there for she will. She is the friend who will never let you down. When you see her she just brightens up you day .She the life of the group . She makes friends with everyone she is not scared.

When you see Capreece your day is full of joy.

by The prettiest Girl February 9, 2019

Shelly and Carrie

The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.

Shelly and Carrie kick ass.

by boobcannon April 10, 2010

to rip off a Carrie

1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.

2) To commit arson.

Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”

Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”

by Newshanks April 22, 2018

pillow carrier

(1) a gentleman who carries his lady's pillow
(2) a man so secure in his masculinity that he will perform acts of great sensitivity and courtesy without giving a thought to what his coworkers or his lady's roommate or neighbor might think.

Caliban: Didst I see thou with pillow in hand yesterday eve?

Ferdinand: Thine eyes did not deceive thee, foul wretch. Verily I carried Miranda's pillow, but think not that I stepped o'er my bounds thereby.

Caliban: Thou art her pillow carrier alone, then?

Ferdinand: Faith, 'tis true.

From William Shakespeare's "The Tempest," Act II, Scene 3.

by Dan Forester July 16, 2008

Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

by Jake December 2, 2003

Career Laugh

A Career Laugh is a fake laugh designed to further your standings on the career ladder. Used primarily to laugh at superiors jokes and vaguely funny comments so you keep in their favour. To other members of staff someone who has a Career Laugh tends to come across as very annoying and fake... and the laugh irritating to say the least.

A Career Laugher will force a laugh out on the telephone to clients and superiors.

by Nathong December 18, 2008

carrier monkeys

sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...

I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on

by undisputed May 8, 2003