Crapmanship

Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.

I always notice the crapmanship in the NYC subway repairs.

by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011

Cartman

Cartman is a fat person who doesn't like gingers and thinks he is better than everyone else

person 1: That person is so annoying
person 2: He must be a Cartman

by ghenkel September 8, 2019

playguy carkman

Musical Artist who is renowned for his "funnyrap" take on the hyperpop/rap genre.

I really hate big girls, we should probably go listen to playguy carkman now!

by playguycarkman October 14, 2021

Cartman

A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to Eric Cartman from South Park.

"Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman."

"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"

""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"

by BlackjackMack123 October 10, 2009

Capmandew

One of the best alcoholic drinks ever made, a mixture of the soda Mountain Dew with Captain Morgan, resulting in CapManDew.

Pinky: Yo, got some 'Cap wit me, man, wanna watch Friday and drink it?

Dawg: Naw, man. Here, put this 'Dew in it, we'll make CapManDew. Keeps u awake longer.

by PinkytheFloyd September 23, 2009

campmance

1.a relationship that forms at a camp that quickly develops into a strong crush for the remaining week or weekend. this feeling is usually followed by a wave of remorse or dismay.

2.a person you have a campmance with.

1.Sharon really regretted the campmance she had over the summer because while she thought it would be over quickly Bobby thought it could last forever.

2.Jimmy got busted in the woods with his campmance while he was supposed to be at arts and crafts.

by curlyalex April 13, 2010

Cartman

One of the main characters of the american tv show South Park. He’s fat and a total asshole. But he’s a true business man and he can sell anything with just one sentence.

Woman: 8000 dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
Cartman: Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
Woman: Ok, how about 15 dollars?

by rehobalint November 17, 2019