by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
by bobsagetlover1 August 9, 2010
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the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
by UKP August 21, 2010
Get the carpet custard mug.by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
Get the carpet snorter mug.Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.
by ookami80 March 7, 2009
Get the F Carpet Bomb mug.This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.
You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.
by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013
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