Carol

When you get drunk and eat a pussy out that is so vile, you end up vomiting, in and around the vile orifice. That woman, the possessor of the vile vagina, is a "Carol"

Dude, we were ripping shots, and next thing I know I come to at some random apartment going to town on some Carol... My body reacted appropriately.

by coffeeandcoughsyrup April 11, 2016

Carol

When some one fucks up there name is no longer relevant and their name becomes carol

Person 1 : *does something wrong*
Person 2 : WHAT THE FUCK CAROL

by Jazzywessels May 11, 2018

Carol

The white suburban mom conceived straight from the pits of hell. Carols typically sport a short blonde bob along with round librarian glasses. She knows all the neighborhood gossip and isn't afraid to juke out anyone who crosses her. Carol’s have three kids and drives the ultimate mom van. She is the head of her neighborhoods clubhouse meetings and president of the PTO. She is the nevy of all the moms and also there biggest night mare.

"Did you hear Carol kicked Janice out of the neighborhood clubhouse committee?"
"Yeah, I heard it was sbecause Janive was seen flirting with Carol's husband."

by Mattesnowflake December 1, 2017

Carol

A woman that really loves lipstick, so much she wears it on all of her teeth. She also wears hair clips on both sides of her middle part. She encourages others to wear fanny packs and tooth lipstick

Carol loves lipstick.

by Nearly headless nick October 1, 2017

Carol

The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.

Parent: stay away from your aunt carol okay timmy?
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation

by KoolKidsKlubMember125 February 27, 2019

Carol

My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT

*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!

by Ur dad. April 18, 2019

Carol

A mothafuckin chair

Carol is sitting with us at dinner! - all moms ever

by jjslice85 November 20, 2019