Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

cantbeslowed

the text that appears in the game League of Legends when the champion Master Yi uses his ultimate, which renders him immune to all slowing effects.

player 1: DUDE, SLOW HIM DOWN, IM ABOUT TO DIE!

"HIGHLANDER ACTIVATED"

Player 2: oh god, RUN KID, RUUUN!

-----CANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWED-----

by Walkur1005 August 13, 2012

canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

Cantcasnoodle

When you can’t get some of someone and they won’t let you smash!

“Gosh! Paige was totally giving me the cantcasnoodle treatment!

by PINK KORELL LOVER November 24, 2018

If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate

a cantankerous, argumentative man.

by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

Canteen

(Philippine English borrowed from British English)

Cafeteria.

The canteen is closed.

by Mr. yoso July 1, 2012