carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

carnegie deli

classic NYC deli in mid-town manhattan known for it's triple decker sandwiches. just about everything is good at this place.

i just ate a corned beef sandwich at carnegie deli and i can't even move.

by g-ring May 5, 2007

Carpet Treatment

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.

I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".

by Sorjones March 21, 2009

Carpet shoes

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006

Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.

Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.

by magicmike11 February 25, 2014

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004