Garfunkleling

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet

Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.

by LiL Chef December 20, 2008

crunkle

A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.

Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.

by Nitmer May 9, 2009

calfankle

When the a person's calf and ankle have no distinctive start or finish. When the leg looks like a tree stump from the knee down.

"Check out the lack of a distinctive calf or ankle on that broad!"

by MasterShake January 22, 2005

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

Carbunkle

Word used by patheitc, older men meaning a woman's behind or ass.

"Look at the fugly carbunkle."

by Shea July 16, 2004

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

Cafankles

(n)-Slang term- A condition in which a persons calf, ankle, and foot are completely unrecognizable from one another, making distinguishing the different areas of the leg extremely difficult.

Condition appears in people with excessive weight or girth.

"Yo look at those huge fucking cafankles."

"Those chicks cafankles are ridiculous."

by Schizits December 23, 2011