Cardassian

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.

Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?

by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

cardlay

A prostitute that accepts payment with credit or debit card.

"Europe is so progressive I didn't even have to take her to the creepy ATM on the corner, she was a cardlay"

by bablo666 March 8, 2017

cardiacarrestaurant

any fast-food outlet that claims to be a restaurant.

Manager:
"Hey you! Don't do that in here, this is a restaurant!"

Enlightened Zombie:
A 'restaurant'?! Ha! No sir, this is a cardiacarrestaurant!

by RobCreet January 16, 2009

carieann

A delicious concoction, cross between egg in a nest and grilled cheese with bacon. Heaven in your mouth.

After we had sex she got up and made me a CarieAnn . I may never leave.

by Julie Mack for real March 9, 2016

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

cardella

beautiful,kind strong

cardella your so beautiful and strong.

by respect26qz1 December 28, 2017

cardez

Cardez is a guy with a very big cock

Cardez will fuck yo bitch

by Bobby Bremen December 28, 2020