carling talleys

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 24, 2008

Carolingus

The act of singing Christmas carols while going down on your partner.

Last night, Joey performed Carolingus on me. It felt soooo good.

by Beefhammer December 27, 2011

Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.

"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."

by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

cantilingus

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure

did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight

by rev. redeye November 23, 2011

Canaling

Canaling is when you're getting a blozzer (blow job) and you eat her/his ass. Or stick a digit up. Similar to 69 but ass play heavy

Mary was on her period but we still wanted to play so we went canaling and it was amazing I cem quickly

by Shash_____ November 9, 2020