The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.
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Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR
anyways want some popcorn?
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Me: What are you doing
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anyways want some popcorn?
by VoideMiste January 18, 2019
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Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.
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Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.
by Shugunou March 31, 2023
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Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).
by Mikal Machievelli December 5, 2011
Get the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism) mug.A version of capitalism based on telling people what to buy and how to live in order to force them to behave in ways that solves climate change.
Often involves establishing rules around what people 'can do' and therefore what they 'cannot do'.
The concept was designed in Australia as an alternative to 'cannot-do' capitalism, where people were empowered to make their own choices as there were no rules proscribing what they could not do. Also related to laissez faire economics.
Often involves establishing rules around what people 'can do' and therefore what they 'cannot do'.
The concept was designed in Australia as an alternative to 'cannot-do' capitalism, where people were empowered to make their own choices as there were no rules proscribing what they could not do. Also related to laissez faire economics.
by Aceyducey November 10, 2021
Get the can-do capitalism mug.Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.
Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!
by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010
Get the Capitalism mug.From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus capitalism. In other words capitalism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state, whilst the term 'capitalism' included is taken to coincide with the liberal definition of capitalism as opposed to the Marxist one. That of freedom only finishing where the freedom of another is curtailed.
Anarcho-capitalism would be like now but without drug prohibition hence without drug gangs; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war.
by Robin d'Hood May 11, 2007
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