Calculating bitch

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

Damn calculating bitch.... She set me up

by Stan0033 May 6, 2018

Calculus

Calculus is a type of mathematics. It is very simple, once you learn this simple equation.

Learn Vocabulary+Read Problem+Set Up Problem+Magic=problem solved.

Joe: How'd you do on the Calculus exam?

Steve: It was easy, after I learned the simple equation that makes calculus a cinch.

Joe: Oh yeah, I really like how magic solves the problem

by naylordude424 February 7, 2010

Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

Calculus

magic.

"Hey, in our Calculus homework, why does the derivative of x^2 = 2x?"
"magic."

by MikeWatch February 9, 2009

according to my calculations

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

calculus

Calculus, which was discovered by Newton and Liebniz, nothwithstanding all credit being given to Newton, is one of the most beautiful forms of intellectual material. Calculus requires and emphasizes the development of new methods of thinking, and therefore it is not for the weak minded. Calculus has many practical applications including molecular and ecological biology, physics, engineering, social and political sciences, and business. After completing a very involved and thought-provoking problem involving differential equations or integrals, one might feel a certain "high."

Dude 1: "Yo man I got some bomb-ass shit that will fuck you up. Let's go blaze."
Dude 2: "Nah dude I got this problem for calc homework that involves differential equations and slope fields, and if I figure it out, my high will be stronger than the high off the strongest chronic"

by nirvanarageatm December 17, 2004

Callum Keith Rennie

Canadian television and film actor who is best known for his roles as Stanley Raymond Kowalski in the TV series due South and as Billy Tallent in the cult mockumentary film Hard Core Logo. The majority of his (female) fans consider him eminently doable and many of them have a rather strange obsession with his hands. His recent work includes a number of large roles in small Canadian movies and small roles in larger Hollywood productions. The characters he portrays seem to die a lot. As Leoben Conoy in Battlestar Galactica he recently set Starbuck's heart a flutter as she killed him, a lot.

Callum Keith Rennie makes golf look sexy.

by Leela Smith December 14, 2008