Caloca

Little boy, usually hairy, who resembles a monkey or ape.

Hey! That kid is a complete Caloca!

by BST MDE January 11, 2017

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016

Calood

feeling like bursting from emotion

She seemed calood.

by Piperoni Cassette May 26, 2021

Señor Calor

1.)The act of rolling up and locking the windows then turning the heat and fans up all the way in your car, until the car ride is over.

2.) The personification of this action.

1.)We were doing a Señor Calor all the way back from the show and I almost died of heat stroke

2.)Hey man, it's cold as fuck in here, invite Señor Calor over.

by Benjaminswill October 3, 2007

Negative calorie

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip

I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.

by BAHAHHA! October 5, 2008

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010