The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...
by me! August 26, 2004
Get the calgary mug.A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.
bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock
by Scyllian February 20, 2008
Get the calgary flames mug.N. The best city in Alberta. Fuck Wait. The best mother fuckin city in Canada period.
Calgary beats the living shit out of butfuck Edmonton. The Saddledome is ill, olympic park is a beaty, you can see the rockies, the C train gets you from A to B and the Stamps are gonna do it one of these years. Plus the Calgary Stampede is dope.
I've only been once but the girls are generally nice clean and well raised upper middle class that dress nice as fuck and are just straight up hot. It is also a clean town with lots to do and it isn't full of left wing hippies like other big cities. That is why it beats the fuck out of dirty cesspools like Toronto.
Calgary rocks
Calgary beats the living shit out of butfuck Edmonton. The Saddledome is ill, olympic park is a beaty, you can see the rockies, the C train gets you from A to B and the Stamps are gonna do it one of these years. Plus the Calgary Stampede is dope.
I've only been once but the girls are generally nice clean and well raised upper middle class that dress nice as fuck and are just straight up hot. It is also a clean town with lots to do and it isn't full of left wing hippies like other big cities. That is why it beats the fuck out of dirty cesspools like Toronto.
Calgary rocks
* If you're a straight cowboy, you'll like Calgary. If you're one of em brokeback queerballs I reckon you head east for Toronto.
by Curt Miller April 27, 2006
Get the Calgary mug.Calgary is an essentially boring, lifeless city in Alberta, Canada with delusions of grandeur. One of the worst examples of urban sprawl in North America it's ecological footprint is massive. So much so that water is becoming a major issue. It is famous for the Calgary Stampede which is a drunken corporate boozefest designed to convince people that Calgary still has anything at all to do with Cowboys.
An essentially a white collar city obsessed with being " a world class city". It should be noted however, that inland cities are rarely world class. Having grown by more than 200,000 people in the last 20 many who come from other larger more cosmopolitan cities despise the fact that Calgary has no arts scene to speak of. The philharmonic teeters on bankruptcy every few years, and the jazz festival died a nasty death due to financial problems.
Calgary is a city, for the most part of hard workers and hard drinkers. Having one of the highest per capita alcohol consumption rates the standard problems arise. However, since most of Calgary is middle class, alcoholism & drug abuse are relabled conspicuous consumption.
Having lived in Calgary my whole life not being white has been a definite plus. It's great to have fun at the rednecks expense and they are usually shocked to discover a margin of education or a sharp wit.
On the subject of well bred white girls a lot of them do get fed up with the redneck attitudes of a lot of white guys. The basically means that if you're not white as long as your a decent man you can date any woman that you want. That being said a lot of girls in Calgary are gold diggers regardless of color. They will ask you in the first five minutes of meeting you, what you do, how much money you make and what you drive. Caution must be applied as a lot of these women are interested in what they can get out of the relationship, not in the man per se. Be vague in matters of money and things will go a lot better. They will be forced to be a little more creative in their legwork which only benifits you, as a guy.
Calgary is a city, for the most part of hard workers and hard drinkers. Having one of the highest per capita alcohol consumption rates the standard problems arise. However, since most of Calgary is middle class, alcoholism & drug abuse are relabled conspicuous consumption.
Having lived in Calgary my whole life not being white has been a definite plus. It's great to have fun at the rednecks expense and they are usually shocked to discover a margin of education or a sharp wit.
On the subject of well bred white girls a lot of them do get fed up with the redneck attitudes of a lot of white guys. The basically means that if you're not white as long as your a decent man you can date any woman that you want. That being said a lot of girls in Calgary are gold diggers regardless of color. They will ask you in the first five minutes of meeting you, what you do, how much money you make and what you drive. Caution must be applied as a lot of these women are interested in what they can get out of the relationship, not in the man per se. Be vague in matters of money and things will go a lot better. They will be forced to be a little more creative in their legwork which only benifits you, as a guy.
by 156 July 23, 2006
Get the Calgary mug.The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.
The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!
Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.
The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!
Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.
The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!
The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".
The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".
by Who;s your daddy? September 10, 2006
Get the Calgary Flames mug.A fucking awesome city, with the saddledome, Calgary tower (WITH A FUCKING AWESOME SEE THROUGH FLOORING!!), Legendary theaters, One Egyptian temple themed, and the other one is based on the roman coliseum. We have a PYRAMID shaped library thats genius. We have the stampede, globalfest, AWESOME malls , lots of hangouts, EVERYTHING, C.O.P., We should be The capital of the country because we are the fastest, richest growing city in all the fucking country.
Calgary Owns French Canada up the ass, and Edmonton.
Dude-1:"So what do you want to do today in Calgary?"
Dude-1:"I dunno there is to much to do!! *raging orgasm*"
Dude-1:"So what do you want to do today in Calgary?"
Dude-1:"I dunno there is to much to do!! *raging orgasm*"
by Your Mother's father's daughter's seventh son, of a seventh son. August 15, 2006
Get the calgary mug.A sterile, livable and modest Canadian city, with professional sports teams for entertainment. A stone's throw from the Rockies, but that doesn't actually affect the quality of the city.
It's not even close to a "world city", but Calgary has the most potential to grow of any Canadian city. With the oil economy, the imigrants are coming from across the globe and local art scenes will develop.
A city with some minority of fanatics that really like to insult Toronto for no apparent reason. But they are not the voice of the city.
It's not even close to a "world city", but Calgary has the most potential to grow of any Canadian city. With the oil economy, the imigrants are coming from across the globe and local art scenes will develop.
A city with some minority of fanatics that really like to insult Toronto for no apparent reason. But they are not the voice of the city.
Calgarian: "Fuck Toronto, those pakis and gangster wannabes can stay where they are. Calgary is so much better, we have the stampede."
Torontonian: "Calgary's pretty cool, I love Banff and the Rockies. Last time I was there I missed the stampede by a couple of days, and didn't really do anything memorable. Stop talking bullshit about my hometown! It's a lot more dynamic in the arts, dining, diversity and the neighbourhoods. If crime gets worse and the city becomes dirtier, I'll consider Calgary, but we've got some unique ideas. Watch out."
Calgarian: "I suppose I've never lived back east, I don't really know. Mind you, I don't have much to complain about either."
Torontonian: "Calgary's pretty cool, I love Banff and the Rockies. Last time I was there I missed the stampede by a couple of days, and didn't really do anything memorable. Stop talking bullshit about my hometown! It's a lot more dynamic in the arts, dining, diversity and the neighbourhoods. If crime gets worse and the city becomes dirtier, I'll consider Calgary, but we've got some unique ideas. Watch out."
Calgarian: "I suppose I've never lived back east, I don't really know. Mind you, I don't have much to complain about either."
by A.J.R. October 26, 2006
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