chlorine

Added to pools to kill harmful bacteria as well as hair. Leaves a characteristic smell that lingers no matter how much shampoo or deodorant you use. Prolonged exposure can dye your hair a dead-looking blonde (or dark brown if your hair is black).

Damn, your hair looks great and you smell good. JK LOL, you swam with chlorine this morning and even though you took a shower you look like you didn't.

by kdog502 February 3, 2012

Calories

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

by Eden953 May 14, 2015

Chloriney

adj. Chlorine with a y at the end. Used to describe the scent, feel/burn, and taste of chlorine. Usually used in and around swimming pools.

tracy (while standing on the pool deck): Man my eyes are burning.

dan: yea this pool is extra chloriney today.

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

high calorie frosting

a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top

Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America

by gravy_baby May 3, 2010

Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 8, 2017

three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.

a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.

by LTG Huntoon March 15, 2011