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Communist

A title used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. A communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (Ex. Factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). The philosophy of communism arose from a man named Karl Marx who lived in the monarchist Germany in the mid-1800s. Europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. Karl Marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.
John believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal's sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. John is a communist.
by Who the hell cares? May 20, 2010
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calmist

The opposite of a terrorist but just as annoying.
That Canadian calmist! Why does he have to be so nice.
by bbs2tcra April 26, 2015
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Communist Elmo

He’s the evil brother of Elmo & he’s is more powerful than Joseph Stalin & Vladimir Putin. Communist Elmo wears a communist hat & have a thick Slavic accent.
Communist elmo is going to dance... za Rodinu (for the motherland)
by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019
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communist lung herpes

Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news
by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020
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Cummunist

Someone who wants to be publically used.
"Nikki Glaser is a hardcore cummunist"
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If america was communist

If America was communist, I do believe that we would be on better terms with Russia, whose allegiance with China we will use to take over the world. Eventually the United States would control the entirety of the Americas, and Russia having total control of Europe and China dominating Asia. All nuclear weapons would be illegal, however, courtesy of the U.S. Then these three countries would have a space race to Mars, and eventually defend ourselves against multiple alien invasions. Each of the species we defeat we learn from and advance our technology, and to the point where we are now able to travel the stars. Sadly, as communism is a form of government frowned upon by many, a resistance is formed that brings communism to its knees, but as a last attempt of justice, the communists nuke the entire planet, destabilizing it enough that Earth actually implodes in a fiery disaster, destroying the entire solar system.
If America was communist.... Oh, imagine!
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.
by PORGSSSS October 12, 2023
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