Chalmunist

A wild beastly of a man who's shadow will haunt the lives of his girlfriends of which he doesnt allow to eat, sleep, breath, talk, or go out at all without him being in her presence. An obsessed psycho who will laugh jolly one minute and then turn that jolly laugh into a raging laugh of horror as he gags his girlfriend for talking to his friends and having fun. A mad man who is a control freak.

My boyfriend wont let me go out tonight with my friends because he's a Chalmunist.

by saint lunatics November 27, 2012

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Calmunism

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time

“I believe in Calmunism”

by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021

op-ed calumnist

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020