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A wild beastly of a man who's shadow will haunt the lives of his girlfriends of which he doesnt allow to eat, sleep, breath, talk, or go out at all without him being in her presence. An obsessed psycho who will laugh jolly one minute and then turn that jolly laugh into a raging laugh of horror as he gags his girlfriend for talking to his friends and having fun. A mad man who is a control freak.
My boyfriend wont let me go out tonight with my friends because he's a Chalmunist.
by saint lunatics November 21, 2012
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