Calvin

Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.

Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very ‘calvin’

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a soft precious bean.

Calvin likes to read.

by Xeo the not so wise September 24, 2019

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 30, 2023

Calvin

Someone who has a watermelon head

You have a Melon head calvin

by Twistedjwster323 June 15, 2018

The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016

Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else

Don't be such a calvin

by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017