cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

cubicle speed

caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

Coffee, caffeinated tea, xenadrine pills, caffeine pills, starbucks lattes, etc.

by Devin April 19, 2004

cubicle farm

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction

a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

cubicle dweller

someone who works in a cubicle and has no clue what goes on outside of it. similar to a cave dweller.

that dumb ass cubicle dweller has no idea how the wharehouse works.

by zeke bonaduchi April 2, 2011

Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

by Cubical Zirconia January 19, 2010

Cubicle DiCaprio

An engineer who does a kick ass performance, sitting his cubicle but doesn't get recognized

Harold: Dude, that guy didn't win employee of the month, again.
Kumar: I know right? He is a cubicle DiCaprio man.

by Anbeva August 17, 2016