creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014

creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.

Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

Creamed meme

A meme so overused that its overuse becomes a meme.

The name is in reference to crushing food until it becomes a paste or cream.

Because of Take on Me's use in Take on Those Notes, the song became a creamed meme.

by JohnnyCracker September 2, 2017

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

creamed corn rows

Old white person with corn rows

Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.

by Alienstunt August 10, 2007

Creamed Corn

1. Chunky semen, usually a consequence of masturbating at anime.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.

1. Today the doctor took a sample of my creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.

by THICCsnapper May 30, 2018