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COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place
I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot
COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
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COVID Cut 

When, after weeks of desperation and closure of your favorite barber shop/hairdressers, you, or your significant other, grab a pair of scissors or shaver and do the best you can...
“Looks like John went and got himself a COVID cut.”
COVID Cut by jay-nj March 23, 2020

Covid Good 

Not quite "good", but not bad considering we're in the middle of a global pandemic.
"Hey David, how you doing - good?" "Yeah, well Covid good, you know...."
Covid Good by Cece Guzman December 9, 2020
A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”

“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”

“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.
Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!
covid muncher by Rakkey July 13, 2020

COVID Stripper 

Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.
COVID Stripper by Hamper Hunter November 13, 2020