Norwich Connecticut

Despite being called the "Rose City" Norwich has a constant smell of rotting plants combined with cannabis. A favorite spot for middle class white people to pretend to be street thugs while staying safe from the actual streets in New London. Local pastimes include dining at the premiered 7/11, and shoplifting the local Goodwill. Main exports include Meth, Crack and shitty ass drivers. You won't have your car broken into but don't be surprised to find homeless people rubbing their stomach on your car if you leave it for more than 5 minutes. Local mothers ship their welfare claims to the Norwich Free Academy where students either choke on fumes from poor ventilation or get expelled for asking teachers for prescription drugs. If you live in surrounding towns like Bozrah, Lebanon, or Preston you probably know someone from here who either drives a shitbox Subaru/Civic complete with monster energy stickers, thinks selling 25$ of weed a week is the "grind" or claims Chris Webby cured his depression.

"Hey man you ever been to Norwich Connecticut?" Nah Fam, not a fan of watching local crackheads try to fight hicks from Lebanon just trying to get weed"

by Official Loser man November 18, 2021

Conneaut

An old native word meaning river of meth and needles.

Have you seen the definitions for Conneaut on Urban Dictionary? It's clear the youth are on something.

by reverendwaynard December 15, 2019

Connaught School For Girls

shit girls school. all the girls are bitchy and beg for male attention. Everyone's besties with norlington boys. Teachers can't teach for shit. Get in trouble for the stupidest things. Only calm guy is Mr Phillips tbf.

Connaught school for girls is a shithole

by heloo 1234 July 26, 2020

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 11, 2004

Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show

by Arutsuro May 13, 2007

Connect the Stars

1. Like saying "Connect the dots". However, in a much cooler, more astronomical way.

2. A game in which several people look up into the sky and make random shapes. Whoever can make the most ridiculous pattern/shape wins! This is one way in which ancient people made constellations.

1. "Do you know if Sally and John are going out?"
"I don't know dude, why don't you connect the stars for yourself?

2. "Want to play a rousing game of Connecting the Stars?"
"Uh, sorry man, I'd love to sit around and make dots and invisible lines turn into detailed designs, but I'd rather watch paint dry."

by Charmander W. February 8, 2009

Conando'd

Co-NAN-doe-d - as in Conan O'Brien. meaning to get a contract to perform duites only to have it breached and disregarded by the creators of said contract because of poor performances by the execs who created the contract - resulting in your termination.

I was about to agree to get hired for the HR Manager role when I realized that the last person in the position got conando'd, as a result I opted to seek another opportunity.

by ComCaster Naute! January 13, 2010