Confirmation Bubble

A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.

I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows we’ll be there tonight.

Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so he’s seen the list.

by OrangeDiva February 10, 2012

Tightness confirmed

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).

" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"

by XVT April 23, 2006

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

bronze league confirmed

Bronze league confirmed is an internet meme that originated from the Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty GameFAQs message board. It's basically said when a user makes a complaint about something in the game that only applies to them because they are in a lower league, such as balance issue or a strategy being cheesy.

User 1: It's starcraft people, not rushcraft, where you to play to win in 5 minutes.

User 2: bronze league confirmed, nothing to see here

User 1: Void rays are so OP, they need a nerf. When they rush with them there's no way to stop them

User 2: bronze league confirmed, Void rays are easily countered.

by 06blkredline September 07, 2010

non-confirmed bisexual

finn wolfhard

Finn wolfhard is a non-confirmed bisexual. finn wolfhard is bisexual, but he doesn't know/tell ppl. i know this because i am also a bisexual male that plays music. i have a very good gaydar.

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js March 04, 2005

confirmed via Twitter

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.

Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!

by oryaknownot May 03, 2010