confusion

this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=

jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?

sam-yeah i get you

jen- i thought he didnt like me

sam-yeah

jen-/=

by uppnOrthh January 24, 2010

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

confusionary

What is responsible for creating confusion, vagueness or provoke confusion in one's thinking.

An untidy and messy thinking style, inconclusive in thinking and operating. Perhaps an Italianism from confusionario

Synonyms: bunglingly

If you pic sing, your tee will rock. Instagram may be confusionary; tees are redundant, so be spicy like Nando’s chicken bro. {as in bit.ly/mediumtishrtlondon, tishrt.com}

Your IG profile account is very confusionary. Too many styles, too many filters, it seems nothing relates to each other.

by tishrt.com May 31, 2018

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Coochie-Concussion

A concussion induced (or a relapse of concussion symptoms) by railing a female’s coochie so hard that your brain can no longer take it.

“Hey Christian, you alright bro?” -Jay

“Nah man I used that position on her again-“-Christian

“The one where your head is laying to her side and your hands are on her cheeks?” -Jay

“Yeah! Anyway so I was using that position again and I think it gave me another coochie-concussion” -Christian

“Damn bro you outta lay off the coochie for awhile” Jay

by Intellectual Brutality December 10, 2020