selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

Comprehensive

Dragoon gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Even swear, I never said I was a family friendly channel, I just didn't swear until now, deal with it.

Comprehensive :)

by AustraliaPog June 18, 2021

comprehensive

very long word

comprehensive is a long word

by anonymous July 20, 2021

set comprehension

A piece of shit subject that not even Einstein could master.

by this subject sucks September 21, 2003

comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the third person singular present tense of the verb "comprender".
It's used mostly in questions, meaning "do you understand?", "get it?"

-Spanish is the second language most spoken in the US, and Gringos are stupids when it comes to learn another language, "comprendez"?

by Holden Caulfield May 13, 2005

Compretended

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum

I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.

by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018

Comprehensive

A school for retarded people

Rhys goes to a comprehensive school

by Captainhooky1234hey February 23, 2019