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Clotted Cream

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
mugGet the Clotted Creammug.

twat clot

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle
The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"
by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008
mugGet the twat clotmug.

blood clot

What the hell is wrong with you people??? Im from Greenich Farms, Jamaica, and blood clot is not a damn tampon!!! Bloodclot is used in multiple ways like
"Quiet ya blood clot mouth" Or "Dont touch me bloodclot things!" or "Fuck you and your blood clot mooma"
by D Dubb April 23, 2006
mugGet the blood clotmug.

clot mop

Man, the beach was utterly discusting, all sorts; used clot mops, skin willies and logs of shit
by Brucester September 16, 2006
mugGet the clot mopmug.

ras clot

One of several variations of Jamaican / Rasta vulgarities derived from bloodclot It is used as a catch-all swear word, often in the place of bullshit, fuck or shit and definitely has a negative connotation. All derivations come from the Jamaican view of women's menstrual blood as taboo and unsavory. See also bumbaclot
Come straight with me and don't give me any of that ras clot.
by Jacaranda November 19, 2007
mugGet the ras clotmug.

blood clot

A Jamaican insult. Equal to calling someone a motherfucka.
Watch out for who you're steppin' on blood clot!
by Incognito October 1, 2003
mugGet the blood clotmug.

Thot clots

A female's period/menstruation. That time of the month for a thot.
Gurllll I can't sleep with Conrad tonight because I'm on my thot clots.
by A~lion~s June 2, 2018
mugGet the Thot clotsmug.

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