A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.

"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."

by Nope4810 April 14, 2005

imagine > Clockwork

Used when imagine pwns Clockie.

damnit is a word - Clockwork
no it's not bitch - imagine

moral = pwned

by imagine March 23, 2003

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014

A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange is a dystopian satirical black comedy novel by Anthony Burgess. It was published in 1962. It's about a teenager named Alex and his gang called "Droogs". They do crimes such as rape, murder, etc. There is a word that Alex refers as "ultra-violence" meaning they use excessive or extreme violence for their crimes. A Clockwork Orange later got an adaptation directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick. It was released in 1971. It received positive reviews. Alex was portrayed by Malcolm McDowell. National Film Registry lists the movie as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A Clockwork Orange remains as a pop culture icon through the years.

"I don't know why people don't like A Clockwork Orange. It's good to be honest."

by streetnightshift March 11, 2021

The Clockwork Orange

The act of holding your partners eyelids open while ejaculating in their eyes.

It was at that moment, she knew the clockwork orange was inevitable.

by Jaysean Byron December 13, 2023

A Clockwork Oranging

When you force an unsuspecting victim's eyes open so you can make them watch something you like, but they don't.

Since Alex refused to watch Mean Girls, I realized that A Clockwork Oranging him was the only option.

by Chuli-P September 1, 2025

Clomework

Homework that is given in class to work on, but if you don't finish it becomes homework.

Unfinished class work that becomes homework.

I didn't finish that classwork so now it's clomework. Fuck!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009