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Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.
Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth
Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023
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german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 13, 2014
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Clockworked

A previously favorite song which has become tainted by bittersweet emotions or over-commercialized to the point of losing its nostalgic qualities.
I used to love that Beatles song until Nike clockworked it. It's ruined for me forever. clockwork clockwork orange nostalgia overcommercialization
by Darlalalala August 20, 2015
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Clockwork Soldier

From the franchise, Dishonored, Dishonored 2 and Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider. A clockwork machine made by Kirin Jindosh. An expensive piece of a robot, made to guard mansions, grand palaces and military structures in general.
Person 1: "Have you seen one of those Clockwork Soldiers? Those weird robots?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're expensive as fuck!!"
by soma !! June 12, 2023
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Clockworked

When comments especially critical ones are edited, deleted or withheld from being published, normally by the event organiser, especially in regards to social media.
I posted about my bad experience at the festival and the post was deleted, totally Clockworked!
by DrFilth July 2, 2023
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clockwork orange

"A clockwork orange" is a situation of brainwash that is sometimes prevention related.
It can also be a punishment.
It is always done with images: tv screens, computer, pictures etc...
Did you see the TV show about the danger of drugs?
It is a real " clockwork orange".
Even drug adicts themselves feel guilty with it.
by discobar_galaxy February 12, 2018
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