When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School
Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
by Boner_Man October 19, 2009
Get the Classroom Boner mug.Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
Get the shit in my hands and clap mug.Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.
by HammerToenail May 16, 2019
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by wirby January 31, 2010
Get the claustrobody mug.Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.
It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.
It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.
It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing
Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva
Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva
Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva
Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva
Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
by Guy99WhoWantsC4ever December 9, 2021
Get the Claudia Silva mug.The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.
Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?
Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.
Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?
Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.
by El el fetches October 26, 2013
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