chocolate starfish

when someone does a crap from a great height and the shit splashes out into the shape of a chocolate starfish.

Wow, look at that chocolate starfish Mel Gibson just did on Mexico

by Madd Dogz November 15, 2005

chocolate starfish

when ones whole hand enters the anus, the person then proceeds to open their hand and make a starfish shape inside your rectum

i tried the chocolate starfish the other day, i got my fingernails stuck in his bummole.

by ThiccBoiHitler May 13, 2019

Chocolate stardust

Snorting coke off of a prostitutes ass with your thumb up her ass, and then sucking off your thumb.

Paid about tree fiddy to chocolate stardust with dat bitch ass prostitute Charlene. What a hoe.

by MoosiePoopsie September 10, 2016

Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.

Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."

by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017

chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023